when a plan sounds good in your head:
but then you try it out in real life:
“Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango.”(via idioticteen)
Or, if they really have problems with it just in general, they can go fuck a man. Go!
Close your eyes just before the crash
i did this like 10 times and it felt so relaxing lol
why is it so relaxing?
Cause you feel dead for a moment
Watching this feels so nice.
it’s actually terrifying how relaxing this is
preach the comment above ^
sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
Just dropped my new single. It’s me. I’m single.
flirting with your crush like
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you