basically my face right now
I went from this
at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…
DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.
I guess when you can’t pick up chicks you go for the egg?
*gets arrested for being too cool*
kim was a bad lil thot at 14
*says i dont care* *actually does tho*
You can only pick 2…
I want you.
when you forget theres homework due tomorrow
tumblr won’t ever get better than this
The Mona Raven
Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
you should read the story
just come be cute in my bed