I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
forget everything you thought you knew.

a-lan-to-call-home:

sullivanthere:

x-roar-x:

basically my face right nowimage

I went from this

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to this

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at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…

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DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.

I guess when you can’t pick up chicks you go for the egg?

(Source: miles-eggworth)

Apr 17th at 7PM / via: thalmaniac / op: miles-eggworth / reblog / 284,812 notes

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

Apr 17th at 3AM / via: orgasm / op: foodchewer / reblog / 156,785 notes
bap-e:

kim was a bad lil thot at 14

bap-e:

kim was a bad lil thot at 14

(Source: thearchitekblueprint)

Apr 17th at 3AM / via: alysiaax / op: thearchitekblueprint / reblog / 58,705 notes

arcticmonkies:

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

Apr 17th at 3AM / via: orgasm / op: arcticmonkies / reblog / 156,427 notes
Apr 16th at 3AM / via: onlybestquotes / op: onlybestquotes / reblog / 86 notes
Apr 16th at 3AM / via: that-one-stan / op: that-one-stan / reblog / 4,162 notes
neenablanco:

You can only pick 2…

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neenablanco:

You can only pick 2…

Apr 15th at 12PM / via: neenablanco / op: neenablanco / reblog / 114 notes
always-arousedxxx:

I want you.

always-arousedxxx:

I want you.

Apr 12th at 12PM / via: always-arousedxxx / op: m-y-l-i-f-e-i-s / reblog / 74,889 notes

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(Source: ruanv)

Apr 11th at 10PM / via: collapsed / op: ruanv / reblog / 21,958 notes

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

Apr 11th at 1AM / via: orgasm / op: pornstarbucks / reblog / 219,514 notes
randomlyicelandic:

grilledqis:

leftribstring:

Ya Nasty

tumblr won’t ever get better than this

The Mona Raven

randomlyicelandic:

grilledqis:

leftribstring:

Ya Nasty

tumblr won’t ever get better than this

The Mona Raven

Apr 10th at 1AM / via: lalalalalalalatyia / op: leftribstring / reblog / 39,600 notes

superwhoachievementlockednarwhal:

zanetehaiden:

capslockapocalypse:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

WRITE.
A STORY.

I did

you should read the story

Apr 10th at 12AM / via: collapsed / op: zanetehaiden / reblog / 148,139 notes
t-eenage-wallflowers:

just come be cute in my bed

t-eenage-wallflowers:

just come be cute in my bed

(Source: y0ucantskatewithus)

Apr 9th at 1AM / via: somethingsensual / op: y0ucantskatewithus / reblog / 1,321 notes